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"Told you you should've asked for directions dad"
i knew this shortcut was a bad idea
"To be fair last time I looked up it wasn't there."
I guess that wall wasn't the offramp...
Nobody tailgates him on the 91 since they saw his "Tires by Firestone" sticker.
When is a car driver not a car driver?When he turns into a WALL.
There's no way I was going 95. I had the cruise set at 100
What's wrong, Ossifer? I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk
alright write me a fix it ticket for the wall...but just dont open the trunk!
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer
i knew i shouldve gone with the hybrid.
Like a good neighbor state farm is there!!!! With a time machine!
"You Just Had To Take The Drive Threw Didnt You
women can't drive
"I CAN'T MISS PRETZEL DAY!"
who put that dangg wall there??
Toyota. Moving Forward...and forward and forward and forward.
Kumar: "i found it, there's white castle"Harold:(head splitting in pain) "did u have to look for a shortcut?"
Hmm... no wonder this GPS navigation device costed $10.00.
dad: why did you give me the wrong directions?son: dont blame me! blame the naviagator!
"Are you kidding me.....?! This is only a 10 minute parking spot??"
"Take a left at the bus station and it's the fourth building on the right. Oh, and if you crash into the giant wall, you've gone too far."
Ha ha they told me I could never teach a lama to drive .... no lama no!!!
"Hunny, Im Home!"
:EPIC FAIL!!!:STOP in the name of the wall!! :BREAKING NEWS:Now brought to you LIVE from "COPS"
"are we there yet?"
mapquest just told me i reached my destination
"Dammit! i told you to stick with airplanes!" (Muslim accent)
baby voice:" mommy are we in compton"
umm yes onstar? i think i just crashed not sure tho..
Wow so i just wanted to adress that I may have saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching to GEICO. But I didn't save my pocket book from a hospital bill.
dude, i swear. if you only would have took two minutes & printed directions, we wouldn't be in this wall.
Well..I made a promise I would get you there no matter what it takes! I just didn't promise nothing bad would happen..
the good news is we didnt go all the way through the wall,but the bad news is i dont know how the heck were getting out of the wall
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?Because she was a woman.
woooow!!!that was cool im a do it again after i get out of the hospital!!yeeaaahhh!!!
" I told you to drive safety cause the FRIED CHICKEN wasn't going nowhere"
Ok I Know this looks bad but im going to wake up and this is all going to be a dream ....*wakes up* all that was a dream thank god ... *looks around * OH MY .... Im in the hospital .... my parents are soo gonna kill me ... *passes back out*
"ohhh..I thought you said I was good." -__-
- I thought you said this was the carpool lane?! Im trying to beat the traffic!
The sign said, "Do Not Enter" its in big red letters.Wow this is the last time im driving in the car with you without your glasses.
"Why Arevik Shouldn't Drive"
uuh no one's making ME pay 10 dollars for a parking spot! and what's that.. 30 dollars for drivers license? who needs a drivers license anyway...
i can has web redemption?
So thats why he wouldn't tell me where he parked the car?
Hey are you looking for a hole in your wall? Well call 1-800-CRASH4FREEand you won't be disappointed call now and you will get 1 EXTRA HOLE FOR FREE!!!!
SoOo did I pass the driving test?!?=D
....shoulda had a V8....
$250 to fix the wall$300 for hospital visit.....Crashing into wall..... ;P Priceless
Yep, the airbags do work.
Look its a bird! no its a plane . uhh nevermind its a car :/
"whats up?""not much, just hanging around"..
GPS: "recaulculating... TURN RIGHT NOW!"take a look at this video thats what happenedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZXM_g3mqew
"what?! where the hell did that wall come from .. it just jumped out of no where!!"
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