Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Caption of the Week

60 comments:

  1. "Told you you should've asked for directions dad"

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  2. i knew this shortcut was a bad idea

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  3. "To be fair last time I looked up it wasn't there."

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  4. I guess that wall wasn't the offramp...

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  5. Nobody tailgates him on the 91 since they saw his "Tires by Firestone" sticker.

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  6. When is a car driver not a car driver?
    When he turns into a WALL.

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  7. There's no way I was going 95. I had the cruise set at 100

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  8. What's wrong, Ossifer? I swear to drunk I'm not God!

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  9. Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk

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  10. alright write me a fix it ticket for the wall...but just dont open the trunk!

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  11. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer

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  12. i knew i shouldve gone with the hybrid.

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  13. Like a good neighbor state farm is there!!!! With a time machine!

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  14. "You Just Had To Take The Drive Threw Didnt You

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  15. Toyota. Moving Forward...and forward and forward and forward.

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  16. Kumar: "i found it, there's white castle"
    Harold:(head splitting in pain) "did u have to look for a shortcut?"

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  17. Hmm... no wonder this GPS navigation device costed $10.00.

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  18. dad: why did you give me the wrong directions?
    son: dont blame me! blame the naviagator!

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  19. "Are you kidding me.....?! This is only a 10 minute parking spot??"

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  20. "Take a left at the bus station and it's the fourth building on the right. Oh, and if you crash into the giant wall, you've gone too far."

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  21. Knock knock.......

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  22. Ha ha they told me I could never teach a lama to drive .... no lama no!!!

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  23. :EPIC FAIL!!!
    :STOP in the name of the wall!!
    :BREAKING NEWS
    :Now brought to you LIVE from "COPS"

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  24. mapquest just told me i reached my destination

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  25. "Dammit! i told you to stick with airplanes!" (Muslim accent)

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  26. baby voice:" mommy are we in compton"

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  27. umm yes onstar? i think i just crashed not sure tho..

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  28. Wow so i just wanted to adress that I may have saved 15% or more on car insurance by switching to GEICO. But I didn't save my pocket book from a hospital bill.

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  29. dude, i swear. if you only would have took two minutes & printed directions, we wouldn't be in this wall.

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  30. Well..I made a promise I would get you there no matter what it takes! I just didn't promise nothing bad would happen..

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  31. the good news is we didnt go all the way through the wall,but the bad news is i dont know how the heck were getting out of the wall

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  32. Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?



    Because she was a woman.

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  34. woooow!!!that was cool im a do it again after i get out of the hospital!!
    yeeaaahhh!!!

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  35. " I told you to drive safety cause the FRIED CHICKEN wasn't going nowhere"

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  36. Ok I Know this looks bad but im going to wake up and this is all going to be a dream ....*wakes up* all that was a dream thank god ... *looks around * OH MY .... Im in the hospital .... my parents are soo gonna kill me ... *passes back out*

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  37. "ohhh..I thought you said I was good." -__-

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  38. - I thought you said this was the carpool lane?! Im trying to beat the traffic!

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  39. The sign said, "Do Not Enter" its in big red letters.Wow this is the last time im driving in the car with you without your glasses.

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  40. uuh no one's making ME pay 10 dollars for a parking spot!
    and what's that.. 30 dollars for drivers license? who needs a drivers license anyway...

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  41. So thats why he wouldn't tell me where he parked the car?

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  42. Hey are you looking for a hole in your wall? Well call 1-800-CRASH4FREE
    and you won't be disappointed call now and you will get 1 EXTRA HOLE FOR FREE!!!!

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  43. Epic Fail........

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  44. SoOo did I pass the driving test?!?=D

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  45. ....shoulda had a V8....

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  46. $250 to fix the wall
    $300 for hospital visit.....
    Crashing into wall..... ;P Priceless

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  47. Look its a bird! no its a plane . uhh nevermind its a car :/

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  48. "whats up?"
    "not much, just hanging around"..

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  49. GPS: "recaulculating... TURN RIGHT NOW!"

    take a look at this video thats what happened

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZXM_g3mqew

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  50. "what?! where the hell did that wall come from .. it just jumped out of no where!!"

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